I’m off social media for a while, gotta get my head on straight, grow tf up, and be the person I wanna be so ✌🏻✌🏻

Find you a man that you can change your pad in front of and he won’t get grossed out

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

“that…was surprisingly easy.“ 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

“ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

“fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced.“ 

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

If amazon tries to sex up lord of the rings to compete with game of thrones i will raise Tolkien from the dead myself to tell them to fuck off

bluebilots:

julietandherfairjuliet:

rigglos:

lesbianrey:

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

The girl that got her friend’s boyfriend to order her a pizza and have it delivered to her house after she caught him cheating on her, then ratted him out as soon as she got her pizza 

salmahayek:

starklinqs:

salmahayek:

Why are these sicko’s out here lusting after the children of Stranger Things when Jim Hopper is out looking thick like bowl of oatmeal 

David Harbour ghostwrote this

sarcasticcollegestudent:

writing-prompt-s:

You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and…

They sneeze. it then resets.

busket:

sabertoothwalrus:

busket:

anyone that portrays a modern au link as a cool trendy hipster boy is wrong, link is the weird horse kid who owns and takes pictures of himself with his sword

this is what you mean right

wow its him. its link